Oh my gosh, I finally realized last night that the Idol
producers have come up with a sure-fire way of avoiding a cute, straight white
guy winning yet again - they did not put any cute, straight white guys into the
boys’ top ten! Yes, there are white guys and yes, there are cute guys and yes,
there are straight guys but there is not one single cute, straight white guy.
Well played, Idol producers, well played. Paul comes closest, of course, and
maybe there will be some pre-teens out there who do not pick up on his gayness,
because I keep forgetting that not everyone’s gaydar is as finely tuned as
mine.
Anyway… last night Charlie totally demonstrated his
potential to be the next Adam Lanza. Did you see Ryan trying to comfort him? He
was probably hoping there were no easily accessible guns anywhere. And the Tintin
doppelgänger has to stop with the Spanish singing – it was cute at first, but it
is AMERICAN Idol, not LATINO Idol. Urkel looked like he was directing traffic
and I thought Stuttering Stanley did quite a good job.
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