May 23

May is my favorite month and 23 is my favorite number and that is really all I have to write about! Yep, another “just because I don’t want to go a whole month without a post” post. I’ve actually started a couple, one about a frenemy who has set up a Go Fund Me page, which I think has potential but it is difficult for me to write it because I come off as a bit of a sociopathic bitch (so what is new?!!!). Then I had some medical tests done and the results were kind of scary but if I write about that I know it will result in some nagging from certain readers. And then I had another dream incident, not one that made me money, but one that did result in my tracking down a high school friend I’d been looking for for ages (I am not much of a feminist but I hate the fact that after marriage men get to keep their own names but for the most part women do not and that makes them hard to find if you don’t know their married names). And then there is work stuff: I have my 11-month performance review coming up in the next few weeks and that determines whether I get to stay and whether I get a pay raise, so I am on tenterhooks about that. I’ve heard that after your first year, it is pretty much impossible to get fired and that the contracts are for something like 50 years! Fifty years! I will be way dead by the time that expires!

So, yeah, thanks for reading, sorry my life is so boring but stay tuned, if I can find a way to tell you about how I want to make a Go Fund Me donation because that way my frenemy will know I know about her issues without coming across as a cold-hearted bitch, I will (guess that boat sailed, right?!!!)