Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Today Is Not My Birthday


But it would be if we could choose when to have our birthdays. Because May is my favorite month. And 23 is my favorite number. Or April 23, because that is William Shakespeare’s birthday. Like most Capricorns, I hate when my birthday is (in my case, January 2): it’s too close to the holidays, people are about to party or have been partying too much, they have already shopped for an Xmas gift and now they have to go back out for a birthday gift, etc., etc. But because of my OCD, I hate it even more. If I have to have a birthday around then, why couldn’t it be January 1, because that is more OCD-friendly than January 2. January 2 is just so… untidy.

So anyway, happy fake birthday to me.

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