Wednesday, June 6, 2012

It Wasn’t On A List, But It’s Crossed Off Now



I saw my first Cirque du Soleil show last night (Mystere at Treasure Island, thanks to my friend L. for hooking us up). I had always jokingly referred to them as Cirque du So Gay. Little did I realize how spot-on that nickname was.  Wow, there were some major gay moments in that show. And before any of you strangers out there bash me for gay-bashing, keep reading this blog long enough and you will learn that I am, in fact, a gay man trapped inside a woman’s body and the furthest thing from a homophobe possible.

Anyway, the show was amazing. Some of the bodies, wow, muscles on top of muscles, surrounded by more muscles. And that was just the chicks. But there was this one guy, we could see his six-pack all the way back in our mid-theatre seats, he was that sculptured.

Overall I would say it was like Dr. Seuss sat down to write a book set in a circus but before he did so he watched some tasteful gay porn and dropped acid.

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