Hollywood Week is, I think, my favorite part of Idol
and I like how they’re changing it up a bit this time, separating the boys and
the girls and choosing their groups for them (although if I were in charge, I
would have had to put Speech Impediment Guy in the same group as Stuttering
Stanley, I just could not have resisted doing that). I liked Nicki’s comments
about Shorty McShorterson’s “pity party” but I do wonder how she will react to
the Contestant-with-the-Sob-Story because every year they put someone like that
through (right, Chris Medina and Danny Gokey?). I am really surprised they did
not put Father Fruit through (OK, OK, it is Papa Peachez but I think mine is a
better name for him) because he would be the Lightning-Rod-for-Controversy-Contestant
(and there is always one of those, too, right, Nick Mitchell and Sanjaya
Malahar?) But maybe they are saving that role for the RuPaul wannabe – notice how
they haven’t ever (to my knowledge) shown him sing, just prancing around in his
pretty costumes?
I love how you remember, like, every person who's ever been on Idol.
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Delete'Father Fruit' is a brilliant antidote to the inexcusable name 'Papa Peachez'.
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