Monday, November 18, 2013

Ah, Holidays



I really don’t have to tell regular readers of my little blog how much I hate holidays, right? My holiday blues came on really strong this weekend. I blame the Food Network and all their Thanksgiving-themed shows (mmm, gravy). But the blues were so strong that, for a moment, I actually considered accepting any invitations that might come my way. Then my hatred of driving anywhere kicked in and I realized that is not going to happen. Unless the get-together was taking place in my apartment building. Or the hotel on the left. Or the casino on the right. I am my own worst enemy. If only I could get over this hatred of driving. Because I am sure that if I dropped enough hints (who am I kidding? I don’t drop hints, I ask outright) I am sure I could wrangle a few pity invites. But no, I shall stay home, play Blackjack on my iPad, let Sammy chew my wrists, and eat potato chips and Hot Pockets, washed down with some Red Stripe. Ah, good times.

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