The Citizenship Chronicles, #13

Had a dream last night that I failed the interview part of the process. I walked into the interviewer’s office and before I could even sit down, he told me that I was not going to pass and I might as well leave already. When I asked what he meant, he said it was because I was too fat and that America had too many fat people as it is and that if they let me stay, it would be just adding to the fat statistics.

What if there is a grain of truth to this dream? What if the interviewer is a fatist and he won’t let me stay? I’ll have to buy two airplane tickets to get my huge arse back to England.