My First Three Thoughts on This Dark, Dark Day

1. Where is my citizenship certificate? Is it at home or in my safe deposit box? I better go get it if it is there.

2. Actually, don't worry about it. I may be an immigrant, but I am a WHITE immigrant and that racist fucker probably doesn't care about those.

3. But if he does, would being forced to leave this country really be all that bad now? Yep, the UK is in the crapper too, but at least their leader isn't a Cheeto.