Of
all the cringe-inducing things we had to do, one that really stood out was having
to introduce the sessions, which involved learning a short speech in about five
minutes and then yelling projecting it to our fellow students. The
person was chosen during meal times when one of the Tight-Ass Triplets would
walk around the communal table, staring at us, and then stand behind the chosen
one, put a hand on his or her shoulder and direct them to be outside the
classroom at a certain time, about ten minutes before the rest of us.
I
so did not want to be chosen. I am sure you know what is coming, right? Yep. I
was chosen. This was the second-to-last session. By now I had started my acting
job (more on that later) and made sure to make full-on eye contact every time
the moderator circled us, but I think the staff were not quite yet convinced.
So when the hand plopped down on my shoulder I made sure to keep my face
completely neutral. But then something strange happened: the moderator told me
to escort another person to the classroom at a certain time. Huh? But I did
what I was told and when we got there, he was taken into the room to learn the
intro. Huh again? But you know what I think it was? I think this was a test and
that if I had looked all pissy and sour-faced about it they would have gone
ahead and had me do the whole thing. But because I was on to their little games
by now I passed. It would have been interesting to see their reaction to my
non-reaction.
I really would have hated this.
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