Three things not
brought up that I thought might be, but it is a good thing they weren’t because
they would have not liked my responses:
You can be
anything you want to be if you put your mind to it.
Really? Well, I
want to be five-foot-eight, weigh 110 pounds and be married to Anderson Cooper,
so why don’t you go ahead and tell me how positive thinking will bring about any
of those? OK, no, I am being unfair because I guess with two surgeries for me (spine
lengthening and stomach stapling) and one for him (a frontal lobotomy) I could
achieve that.
Live every day
like it is your last.
Um, no. Because
however much I love my job I am not going to go to work on my last day and
well, I think I’d probably get fired after a week or so, so, no, not possible.
Plus I’d eat a lot of chocolate and bread and fried potatoes and drink a lot of
alcohol and… oh, yeah, then I guess as far as this part is concerned, I do live
like it is my last day. But the going to work part, no.
There is no “I”
in team.
True, but there
is a “me” and me hates this.
I mean, really. If today is my last day, I'm just going to be curled up in the fetal position feeling sorry for myself.
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