Instagram Unofficial

OMG!!!!!! So this is interesting…

 

(But first, if you haven’t read the Elvis/Frankie posts you might need to for the following to make any sense.)

So, Frankie (or Middle Guy, as he shall be referred to from now on) has… wait, no, first let me tell you about my foray into Instagram…

So, if it weren’t for the fact that the Prettiest Boy Alive is on Facebook, I might not be either. I mean, my life is so effing boring. So, Facebook is the only social media I do. But I’d like to increase readership of this blog, so I thought I should get on Instagram. And because it was shortly after I had discovered Middle Guy, he was the first person I followed. I then slid into his DMs, attached a link to the post with "I wrote a blog post about you..." Pretty vanilla, right?

Then, after discovering the new guy and writing the post about him, I followed him and included a link to his post with the following: "I have a blog. You are the main subject of my latest post."

Before I signed off, I followed Newbie’s co-star, taking my following list to a grand total of three. 

Then for some reason I thought I should let Middle Guy know that he has been replaced, so once again into his DMs I went with a link to the Frankie post and this comment: "You have been replaced." Again, vanilla.

Then, a few days later, I went back and I noticed my Following list had dropped down to two. Now, my being new to Instagram, I thought I had done something wrong. So, I opened up my Following list… and Middle Guy wasn’t on there any longer!!!

Weird.

So, I searched for him again and this time I get this:

Weirder.

So, I call in help and asked E. what happens when she searches his name. And he came up for her.

Weirdest.

But this can (according to Google) mean only one thing – the fucker blocked me. I got the cyber version of a restraining order. WTF?

But why? I do not say anything bad about him in either of the posts in which he is featured. Or could it have something to do with the email I sent to his bookers (whilst plastered) telling him (because Drunk Me thought it was going to only him) that if he needed to cross off “Do A Fat Chick” from his Sexual To-Do list, I could help him with that?

But why block me? I showed only love for him. Did I come across as a crazed would-be stalker? I don’t think I did (feel free to tell me if I did). Could it be that he was so devastated I have a new crush, he couldn’t handle it?

But want to know something that only a sociopath with a death wish would enjoy? I kind of got a kick out of being blocked. Because, for one thing, he now knows who I am! And it kind of makes me a bad girl, right? Right?!!!