Yep, had to post this. No action again. Six years now. I
truly do not think it is ever going to happen again. But you want to know something
weird? I am OK with that. There is so much else to worry about (which I am not
posting about because of my “Positive Posts Only!” goal) that finding someone desperate
enough to want to do the dance with no pants with me is way down my list of
things to do, tucked somewhere between “Research what type of uniform Walmart greeters
wear because I am never going to be able to afford to retire” and “Start saving
up to buy the Walmart greeters uniform.”