Can you believe I have managed to keep this blog going
for a year? How is that possible? I mean, I am the Most Boring Person In The
World and yet I have managed to crank out 117 posts. Wow, can you imagine how
many I’d have written if I had a real life? You know, the kind of life afforded
only to skinny chicks. I am concerned that next year’s stats might not be so
impressive, however, because if you take away the citizenship postings, and
those concerning American Idol (not sure if I am watching next year yet
(depends on how much Uni-Bang annoys me tomorrow)), it goes down to about 70.
But that averages more than one a week and, after being Anderson Cooper’s beard
or chief taste-tester at McDonald’s test kitchens, writing a weekly newspaper
column is one of my dreams jobs and so I’d have postings to spare.
Congratulations blogarina for making it one whole year! Your posts continue to be interesting, informative, and, who are we kidding they're complete nonsense. Hey - if you quit watching American Idol maybe start watching The Soup (my favorite show) and comment on really important topics like Honey Boo Boo's mother June and father Sugar Bear getting married last week. Talk about newsworthy!
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